Posted in December 2011

A Revised Christmas Story

Well, I do believe that all of my Christmas shopping is now complete! (Edit twenty minutes later, after I really thought through my list of people to buy for: The previous statement is false. I have items in mind for two more people, but they have not been purchased yet. Damn.) (Edit three hours later, … Continue reading

Santa is Not Your Baby. That’s Just Gross.

Please, dear World, STOP singing “Santa Baby.” Not only is it catchy and annoying, therefore stuck in my head all day long, but it’s also just really creepy. Santa is the symbol of childhood delight. He represents wonder, excitement, and the promise that our good deeds do not go unnoticed. He’s also a very old, … Continue reading