Jam Shots— My best friend Jeremy, who writes a sports blog and receives partial credit for making me famous for my butt cookies.
A Few French Fries Short of a Happy Meal— My friend Stephanie, who will one day become a famous journalist so that I can brag about her.
Oh Noa— Who makes me pee my pants. Usually from laughing, but I wouldn’t put it past her to punch me in the stomach.
Jen E Sais Quois— Who understands Oregon.
Wendi Aarons— The type of mom I hope to be someday.
Good Youngman Brown— The 78th man named Mike I’ve ever had a crush on.
Young Female Professional— Career advice and Bad Date Stories. So much goodness.
Johnny Heartless— My friend John’s comic, because everyone wants a pet squirrel.
The Bloggess— Read her stuff once, and you’ll understand.
Lost in Idaho— Because I lived 8 miles away from Idaho, and it’s basically a foreign country.
You people make life worth living.